Hardcore

Chris and i were on our way to the guard shack to get some ping-pong paddles when all of the sudden (you'd think this bible college would be a safer place or be mutant free at the least...) a giant squirl jumped out of the bushes with a militia of radio active rodents! Chris gasped in astonishment as one spoke out (you'd think the giant squirl would be enough to make Chris yell, but he's seen some pretty insane crap in his life.) and said, 'grab your paddle and do a silly dance for me!' so chris picked up his paddle and danced the best jig that squirrel had ever seen! The squirel then died of over amazement! and we got our paddles. The radio active rodents did not know what to do, so one, being smart, decided to invest and become a plumber. the rest followed in his example. Charlie (one of the genetically enhanced mice) is now my insurance consultant.