"Where babies come from"

Okay, so one day I was on myspace and this girl posted a buliten that said she wanted some one to tell her a story about where babies come from, but she wanted it to be creative. And this is what happened...

"To make a baby you need a sperm cell and an egg cell. The sperm cell, "Jimmy," comes from the daddy and the egg cell, "Katie," comes from the mommy. When Jimmy and Katie meet, they make a tiny baby that is smaller than a grain of salt. The baby grows in the mommy's tummy for nine months. During this nine months, a magical unicorn comes in and trains the baby up for the real world (Everybody always thinks it’s the parents that do the raising, but there wrong, it’s the magical unicorn). The magical unicorn teaches the baby how to speak, eat, read, teach, fish, and even how to properly re-create a well established Access bond (A type of mortgage that permits borrowers to take out loans against extra capital paid into the account, home-loan interest rates being lower than interest rates on other forms of credit). This conditioning can be extremely tedious and cause the baby stress and anger, thus making the child punch and kick at what ever it can. But the magical unicorn knows how to calm the child, after all, unicorns know best. After the child is ready for the real world, the unicorn jumps on the umbilical chord and flies to the child’s heart where he can be with the new human forever."