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In other new, today Miranda found out that Jessica has been having lunch with her boyfriend once a week for the past year. Heat rose as Miranda called out Jessica on her disloyalty and began to make a B line at her. Jessica backed up slowly into what witnesses say was a large brick wall that some people call “Jim’s Diner.” News of the fight was heard in Africa and Portugal. Miranda and Jessica ended up shaking hands and eating together at Jim’s. This information was intercepted by one of our men secretly working at cbs nightly news to get the next big story out before anybody else did.
We fired him this morning.