Don't i just look older?

I mean seriously, i'm just gonna be walking down the street and people are see me and say, that kid's 18! You know how i know? Cause he looks like it. So i guess in case you didn't know, on january 16, 1990, i was brought officially to earth. As opposed to unofficially, of coarse. Well, it also happens to be the 18th year that I've been on it. I don't really know what to do about this though. Cigars, tattoos and piercings are out of the question do to the school of ministry. But i can still buy weapons and order from infomercials! I think I'm gonna have to stick with those for now...